It’s the Pitts By Lee Pitts Whenever I am having difficulty making a decision, I always do what any reasonable person would do. I grab a yellow legal pad and make two lists. One list is the good points, and the other is the bad. Here’s an example: I Like Ranching Because: * Cows are punched... not a time clock. * You meet some interesting people including veterinarians, neighbors, truck drivers and marriage counselors. * Every year is a rebirth. * Old things are respected, giving hope to all of us in our old age. * There is no commute to work. You just wake up and there it is. * Cows don’t talk a lot. * Many humorous things happen on a ranch. Whether it is a banker attempting to open a tight gate or a calf attacking the flank of a cow, a day never passes without something funny happening. * You never know when you’ll spot some form of wildlife. Thankfully most of the time it isn’t human. * Ranching is never boring. If you get tired of building fence you can always change to digging post holes and stringing barbed wire. * Dog food qualifies as a business expense. * More time is spent in the saddle than the seat of a tractor. * No necktie is required. * Despite the best efforts of AT&T and Apple, there are no telephones on horses. (At least not on my horse). * There hasn’t been a perfume invented that smells as good as early morning dew on sagebrush. * A rancher can get plenty of daily exercise without having to join a fancy club or wear those skin-tight purple leotards. How embarrassing! * The feeling you get inside when you are out checking cows in the pasture next to the road and a car goes by and the kids inside are waving furiously because they like cowboys and there you are pretending to be one. * 90 percent of the time is spent with cows and 10 percent with people, which is just about right. * Hanging out at the auction market qualifies as work. * You get to spend a lot of time with two of God’s greatest creatures – your horse and your wife. Not necessarily in that order. * Feeding cows is fun. * You usually don’t have to pay a lot of income tax. Things I Don’t Like About Ranching: * Feeding cows for six months isn’t that much fun. * You don’t get to pay a lot of income tax. * Litter that blows on to the ranch thrown by passing motorists. Inside the fast-food bags are empty containers for chicken nuggets and other decomposed poultry products. • The boss is never far away. But usually, she’ll feed you breakfast before she tells you everything she wants done that day. * External parasites that sometimes pop up in the cattle business such as environmental lawyers, grubs and government bureaucrats. * Media people who say things about us that aren’t true. * Truck drivers who knock over your antique loading chute. • Personally, I don’t care for landlords, calf scours, environmental impact reports, heavy panels, barbed wire, water gaps, trespassers, cockleburs or calves that have to die. You can see my list of things I like about ranching is much longer than the list of things I don’t like about it. I guess that means I’m doing what I ought to. But I have to tell you, it doesn’t matter what the lists say – I’d be doing it anyway. |