Poor Will’s Almanack By Bill Felker There is physical weather – sun, rain, wind – which just is, and my emotional response – pleasure, peace, anger, anxiety – that I associate with the weather. If I can tease these aspects apart and experience weather as weather and emotional response as emotional response, my days might be less dramatic and draining. – Robert Kull
The First Week of Early Fall Time to Vaccinate Livestock
In the Sky Autumn equinox occurs (and the Sun enters its Middle Autumn sign of Libra) at 9:44 a.m. (EDT) on Sept. 22. Within several days of that moment, the night is about 12 hours long almost everywhere in the continental United States.
Phases of the Nutters’ Moon Sept. 17: The moon is full Sept. 24: The moon enters its final quarter.
Weather Trends Early Fall arrives along the 40th Parallel during the second week of September. Average highs fall below 80, and normal nighttime lows move below 60 until the second week of June. Chances of highs in the 90s hold at less than 10 percent each day this week, the first time that has happened since the end of May. Highs in the cold 60s occur another 10 percent of the time (with the possibility of 50s for the first time since June 4), with 70s and 80s sharing the remaining 80 percent. Frost is rare at this stage of September, but chances of a light freeze increase to 10 percent on the 13th and 14th as the third high pressure system of the month arrives in the wake of the Full moon.
The Natural Calendar The Piscid meteors fall through Pisces, in the southern sky tonight. The waxing moon, however, and the low number of shooting stars that fall with this shower may make meteor watching less than rewarding. Cobwebs are common in the woods, and the number of butterflies increases in the garden: coppers, blues, monarchs, painted ladies, skippers and swallowtails. When the days are cool, the cicadas are quiet. On the colder nights, the katydids refuse to chant, and the frogs are silent. The Pleiades, the cluster of stars that forecasts winter’s Orion, rise after l0 p.m. just as ragweed season ends across the Lower Midwest. Today marks the beginning of a decline in percentage of daily sunshine, a downward shift that continues through December (the year’s darkest month). As September wanes, the Milky Way moves across the center of the sky at bedtime, Cepheus (shaped a little like a house) moves directly overhead and the Big Dipper hugs the northern horizon. Summer’s familiar constellation, Sagittarius, has now moved to the far southwest. Sandhill cranes start to arrive in wetlands of the Midwest on their way to the Gulf Coast. Doves ordinarily stop calling in the morning until February. The high amount of sunlight and continuing mild temperatures generally keep people in good spirits this week of the year. Although the day has lost three hours since the middle of summer, the remaining 12 hours are usually enough to maintain emotional balance, as long as the weather is pleasant.
In the Field and Garden September’s third week favors vaccinations, surgery, and general livestock care. Changes in the season bring weather extremes as well as stress, so you will be taking care of routine health care at the most important time of the year. About a third of the soybeans are ordinarily shedding leaves. Mum season peaks in local nurseries. Schedule fall pasture improvements. Your herd or flock can graze an area close now, then fertilize and seed those fields in early spring with a legume. Or plant in September or October for April and May. Most weeds and wildflowers have gone to seed in the field and garden. The last summer apples have been picked.
Almanack Literature The Welcome Blue Bucket In the summer of 1940, when I was 4 years old, and when both of my parents were sick, I was taken from Cleveland out to Marblehead, Ohio, to stay with my dad’s parents, who had come from Czechoslovakia when they were young, and didn’t speak much English. The first day, my grandmother showed me my bedroom and other things. I said, “Where’s the bathroom?” She took me outside, which thought was strange because the only bathrooms I knew were always in the house. In the back yard was a chicken coop, grandpa’s tool shed and in between was the outhouse sitting on the bank of the limeston quarry that had been dug out many years earlier. I opened the door and saw the Sears catalog and looked in one of the two big holes and saw the droppings, but to the back was the bottom of the quarry about 30 feet down! Being only 4, I had to use both hands to keep from falling in, but as we were only a quarter of a mile from Lake Erie, I enjoyed the nice breeze that came up through the hole. Later that year, as it got colder, a five-gallon bucket showed up and Grandma kept pointing at it. Since grandma didn’t speak much English, I asked the neighbor lady one day and she said, “That is your toilet for the winter.” Well, no way was I going to use it. Almost two weeks later, a big snowstorm came and the next morning as I was putting on my coat to go to the outhouse, grandma kept pointing to the bucket. No way! I went out to the outhouse, opened the door and saw about three inches of snow on the seat from the cold wind blowing up through the opening. I got to like that bucket the rest of the winter. My grandparents spent a lot of time praying, and the Good Lord answered. After about a year, my parents showed up, healthy and they took me back to Cleveland. Dad lived until he was 75, and Mom till she was 90. Answers To Last Week’s Sckrambler In order to estimate your Sckrambler IQ, award yourself 15 points for each word unscrambled, adding a 50-point bonus for getting all of them correct. If you find a typo, add another 15 points to your IQ. DLIUBER BUILDER REDLBUN BUNDLER HERBRUS BRUSHER URBRKES BRUSKER BBBRLUE BUBBLER MMBUER BUMMER RAGLUB BULGAR GRREUB BURGER BUNRUE BURNER ZEZURB BUZZER GHREUBR BURGHER
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